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[tuffgirl]

I lied i am mean O sa fiu putzin porcoasa shi o sa pun un ditry joke for you Airman, sper ca nu o sa primesc un ban pentru asta:

A Hole in the Head

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.



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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

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[tuffgirl]

Am vrut sa spun "dirty" sorry shi daca tot sunt la acest subiect mai am una shi te las in pace pentru ca o sa devina rubrica "Fun". Asta chiar ca o sa imi castige un ban
Adam Talks All About Eve

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria