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[marius]

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[Airman04061969]

Da, iar am revenit ! Se vede ca nu ma vede nevasta-mea ! Enjoy !

Marriage is the most expensive way I know of
for each partner to discover all of the other's faults

It's been said that marriage is like a novel unfolding. Right !
A poorly written one, where the hero dies in the first chapter

Our neighbor Kim's husband told her he wanted more "space" --
So she locked him out of the house

If you think about it, Marriage is the only war
Where you sleep with the enemy

I got four invitations to eat out this week --
All from my wife

Some marriages are indeed made in heaven --
But, remember, so are thunder and lightning

Some feel it's inappropriate to make fun of the holy state of marriage
Then there are others who know it's the only way we can live with it

For a lot of people, marriage is a three-ring circus:
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering

Novice: Do clever men make good husbands ?
Sage: Clever men don't become husbands in the first place !

A man is incomplete until he is married
After that, he is finished

If you ever want to know who's the boss in a marriage
Just watch who handles the remote

When it comes to housekeeping
Some wives like to do nothing better

Studies indicate the first 3 years of marriage are the toughest;
especially if they're all to the same person

Most wives don't really need to diet at all
If they could just rearrange some of those pounds somehow though...

Some guys will never get married, There's no way they'd find a woman
who loves them as much as they love themselves

Who says Yuppette wives never get sexually stimulated...
Some have been known to drop their nail polish during a climax

Marriage is like a violin...
After the music is over, you still have the strings

You can always tell it's a "Fairy Tale"
When a couple marries and "Lives Happily Ever After"

In marriage, the bridge gets a shower...
But for the groom, it's curtains

Most wives don't worry what their husbands do away from home
As long as they don't enjoy it

When a man steals your wife...
There's no better revenge than to let him keep her

If young women really do marry men like their fathers,
no wonder their mothers cry at their weddings.

If you want to your wife angry, lie to her --
If you want to make her absolutely livid, tell her the truth

Too many husbands & wives will act rationally
only after all other possibilities have been exhausted
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Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements").

[Airman04061969]

Mey, dar voi chiar nu intelegeti diferenta intre dragoste (LOVE), dorinta (LUST) si casatorie (MARRIAGE). OK, va mai explic o data:
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST: When your vibes meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE: When your glares meet across a crowded room

LOVE: When your partner sez "Let's make love"
LUST: When your partner sez "Let's screw"
MARRIAGE: When your partner sez "You want me to do what ?"

LOVE: When Spring fills your heart anew
LUST: When Spring means you can do it outside
MARRIAGE: When Spring means yard work

LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have
LUST: When you argue who gets on top
MARRIAGE: When you argue about everything

LOVE: When you share everything
LUST: When you want everything
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything

LOVE: Mutual Climaxes
LUST: Multiple Climaxes
MARRIAGE: Climaxes ???

LOVE: When you phone just to say, "Hi"
LUST: When you phone to pick a hotel room
MARRIAGE: When you phone to finish an argument

LOVE: When you write poems
LUST: When you write notes
MARRIAGE: When you write checks

LOVE: Consider abstinence
LUST: Consider aphrodisiacs
MARRIAGE: Consider assassination

LOVE: When you're concerned for your partner's feelings
LUST: When you're concerned how long they can last
MARRIAGE: When you're concerned what's on TV

LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you too"
LUST: When your farewell is "So, same time next week ?"
MARRIAGE: When your farewell is a muttered obscenity

LOVE: "Oh, that was wonderful"
LUST: "Oh, not already ?"
MARRIAGE: "Oh no, not again ?"

LOVE: When you're proud to be seen with your partner
LUST: When you only see each other naked
MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake

LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE: When your stomach turns every time you see them

LOVE: "When will I see you again ?"
LUST: "When can we do this again ?
MARRIAGE: "When's dinner ?"

LOVE: When nobody else matters
LUST: When nobody else knows
MARRIAGE: When anybody else matters

LOVE: When the songs on the radio describe how you feel
LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you do it
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio

LOVE: When you never want to leave
LUST: When you never want to stop
MARRIAGE: When never want to go home

LOVE: When you need to do things with your partner
LUST: When you need to do things to your partner
MARRIAGE: When you need your golf/tennis partner
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Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements").

[tuffgirl]

That is for Airman we will get u back, you know!
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

[Hexa]

Atunci cand vor constata ca ceva scartaie in casnicia lor si nu se mai inteleg sa se gandeasca la momentele frumoase pe care le-au petrecut impreuna si sa-si aduca aminte ca in orice lucru rau exista si un pic de bine si sa-l exploateze pe acesta din urma.

[Airman04061969]

Mey, tot timpul scartaie ceva in casnicia noastra ! In 90 % din cazuri, patul ! Dar poate fi si usa !
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Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements").

[Hexa]

[Airman04061969]

Da, ce vrei, ne mai apuca mai repede cateodata si nu mai ajungem in pat !
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Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements").

[Aneisse]

Bogdane si motanul ce zice?
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Daca dragoste nu e, atunci...sa facem !!! ))
http://theoldjukebox.blogspot.com/

[Airman04061969]

E pisica, asa ca se linge pe bot de pofta ! Noroc ca am avut grija sa o castrez in prealabil !
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Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements").

[Aneisse]

E nashpa, noi tre' sa pacalim cainele ca mi-e rujhineee !!! Si , mama lui de caine , nu doarme niciodata fara noi....
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Daca dragoste nu e, atunci...sa facem !!! ))
http://theoldjukebox.blogspot.com/

[Airman04061969]

Ce sa-ti fac ? Un "Mars de-aici" la vremea lui, ar fi facut minuni acuma ! Si Mitzi nu doarme fara noi dar stie sa stea deoparte atunci cand e cazul !
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Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements").

[Hexa]

[marius]

bogdane,
Tu fiind autorul acestui post, crezi ca acest topic s-a discutat , se mai discuta sau il mutam in alta parte?

Prea multe pisici in sfaturile de la care se asteapta unii.....

[tuffgirl]

Airman ti-am spus eu ca o sa te prindem noi o data cu glumele:

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for her and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together.

"Sweetie," the woman replied, "I just spent ten days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I'm requesting."

Nu sunt chiar asha de rautacioasa so o sa te las in pace pentru acum
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

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