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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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dupa care incepe sa danseze pe sarma, intrebandu-se in plasa cui va cadea... |
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Posted: Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie |
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Aneisse 100% unknown species
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 3093 Location: Somewhere close
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:17 am Post subject: |
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....Dezamagit eroul nostru pleca nereusind sa afle daca e blond natural sau doar vopsit, il lasa pe doctor sa-si faca numarul si se indrepta spre "atelierul"unei ghicitoare gandindu-se ca poate asa va afla raspunsul.
Ghicitoarea privi in globul ei de cristal si apoi spuse :
-E foarte dificil si globul meu e defect dar stai linistit ca aflam imediat.
Se duse la baie si umplu cada cu apa dupa care aseza pe margine o lingura si o cana.
-Cum faci sa golesti cada, intrevba ea?
Marele blond zambi si raspunse :
- Iau cana , normal! Doar un blond s-ar putea gandi sa faca treaba asta cu lingura!
Batrana vrajitoare spuse:
-Wrong answer baiete! Un om normal ar scoate dopul la cada! Esti blond fara urma de indoiala!
Indurerat de crudul adevar Marele Blond facu un atac de panica si..... _________________ Daca dragoste nu e, atunci...sa facem !!! ))
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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:36 am Post subject: |
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si se trezi pe patul de reanimare _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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tudoriona silver member
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 367 Location: on the INTERNET
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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... de parca acolo ar fi stat mereu ca un nebun sofer ce era care facuse un accident inainte de stiu eu ce chestie pe care PAULINA... |
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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Paulina ... o fata care o cunoscuse in spital si care era... _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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nicky diamond member
Joined: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 1188 Location: Bucuresti
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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bruna , mustacioasa si cu vre-o 200 de kile .
Si aceasta isi scoase stetoscopul si... _________________ Me,myself and I
La extrema oricarui gand este un suspin. (Paul Valery) |
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yyy diamond member
Joined: 26 Sep 2005 Posts: 821
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | bruna , mustacioasa si cu vre-o 200 de kile .
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cu o voce ragusita a inceput sa cante in timp ce incerca sa vada cum stau cu sanatatea.........,dar........... _________________ Din moment ce exista un pret se va gasi si cine sa-l plateasca. |
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tudoriona silver member
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 367 Location: on the INTERNET
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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... a intrat in camera doctorul Niuvarga care ... _________________ iambia |
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nedgg membru
Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 184
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:15 am Post subject: |
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...fierbea un ceai de patrunjel a carui aroma amintea de o ciorba de post. intre timp pe 3G-ul panoramic figura supta a doctorului ciomu se schimonosea incercand zadarnic sa-i explice de ce si in ce fel... |
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tudoriona silver member
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 367 Location: on the INTERNET
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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... gresise operatia si incerca sa se disculpe, dar deodata a aparut Letitia cu stirile-"{editie speciala}" despre porcul disparut in cartierul Drumul Taberei, care se parea ca a fost rapit de extraterestri de pe ... _________________ iambia |
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nicky diamond member
Joined: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 1188 Location: Bucuresti
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Ungiarda unde toti ungiardezii sufereau de rujeola si venisera aici ca sa .... _________________ Me,myself and I
La extrema oricarui gand este un suspin. (Paul Valery) |
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nedgg membru
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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recolteze mostre de pesta, aviara si SARS cu tot cu purtatori |
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dabriseis membru
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 98
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de cuvant de prin diverse ministere care se pronuntau in legatura cu salariul Andreei Esca, desi... _________________ "Iubeste si fa ce vrei!" Sf. Augustin |
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tudoriona silver member
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 367 Location: on the INTERNET
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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.... toti erau interesati de mielul de Pasti si de Deniswella.... |
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tuffgirl can't touch this
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4571 Location: ;)
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... inca nu au realizat ca epidemia s-a intins pana la mlastina.... _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria |
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Posted: Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie |
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