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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

se chinuia , se chinuia .. se izbea si-n fata lui si-n spate .. trebuia sa evadeze .. cand in sfarsit a reusit .. geamul nu mai era acolo .
isi continua drumul linisit spre tara lalelelor unde regina mama il astepta cu vesti despre polen dar dintr-o data ..
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

furia cerului se abatu asupra lui.din slavi cobora cu batai frenetice de aripi un monstru cenusiu cu ciocul cascat aidoma minelor de diamant din africa de sud
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Singura care putea sa-l salveze era Regina Mama, care se putea transforma la nevoie intr-o flacara albastra.
Bondarul era disperat, iar Regina Mama nu putea ramane indiferenta, deci s-a produs metamorfoza !!!
Monstrul n-a parut prea impresionat de aceasta, ci s-a transformat intr-o alta flacara, de aceasta data rosie.
Bondarul se intreba :
- Oare cum se va desfasura lupta ?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pana sa apuce insa sa termina propozitia .. simte cum ceva il izbeste .. era un camion ce trecea in acel timp pe autostrada pe care avea loc fioroasa batalie . acum primul lucru care i-a trecut prin cap a fost fundul LOL
in acest timp soferul camionului da drumul la radio cand la stiri ..
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- Dorothy Bellraiser a fost rapita de extraterestri in urma cu 10 minute !!!
Martori oculari spun ca ...
- OOH, NUUUUUU !!! E fiica mea !!! Le arat eu extraterestrilor, isi zise soferul de camion, care declansa dispozitivul de activare a aripilor si motorului care consuma kerosen, specifice unui avion.
- Odata si odata, trebuia sa fac asta, caci de nu ...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pornii ca gandul si ca vantul ... si merse el ce merse .. cutreiera stele si meteoriti ... cand ajunse pe o banda mai aglomerata .. era clar se apropia de vizuina extraterestrilor .. dar ca niciodata in aceasta perioada a anului era aglomerat .. claxonul nu`i mai mergea .. il rosese fiica lui cand era mai mica si nu credea ca va avea nevoie de el avand in vedere traficul lejer din oras .
Simtea ca pt urmatorii cativa ani lumina va fi blocat in acel convoi ... cand de`odata ii venii ideea ...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

-si daca arunc o petarda?..poate se panicheaza astia si pot trece....damn..nu am cu ce sa o aprind...de ce naiba m-am lasat de fumat?!?!?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...mai bine o iau pe spatiul verde ca nu se vede nici un politist. dar nu mica-i fu mirarea...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sa constate ca spatiul verde era proaspat vopsit iar...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...politistul nu se vedea fiind vopsit in aceeasi culoare. in schimb avea un bulan mare si negru cu care...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...se dovedi al dracu' de tare si rigid.Reusi cu greu sa iasa din raza Politistului Verde cand . . .
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

un meteorit cazu si il omori si pe el si pe polititst . doar trupul sau muri .. iar acum sufletul era in cautarea unei noi gazde .. can deodata vazu un corp perfect .........
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

de maimuta cracanata, care manca un profiterol stricat, facut din malai si crema de varza Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...iar efectele laxative ale acestuia nu se lasara asteptate. Drept urmare...
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...se grabi sa gaseasca o toaleta..dar singura disponibila era toaleta negrilor popo dn banda @white dicks@..si asta era o problema . asa ca se hotara sa. . .
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