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Ella membru

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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:43 am Post subject: |
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Teleleu,
Esti simpatic dar un pic cam natarau daca-ti pui sperantele in pilula IC a unui capcaun travestit in medic.
Ileana Cosanzeana e o zbarcitura de femeie pe care nici cele n operatii estetice n-o mai ajuta in tranta cu timpul. Numai naivii o mai frecventeaza si cei care au placerea perversa de-a mangaia implanturile de silicon. |
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Posted: Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie |
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tuffgirl can't touch this

Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4571 Location: ;)
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:08 am Post subject: |
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Ferdinand wrote: | Asta ne doresti tu, Tuffy ? Muma Padurii sa dea peste noi ? Cu ce am gresit noi ?  |
... cu nimic altceva decat faptul ca sunteti infumurati, crezand ca vi se cuvin numai Zane. Trebuie sa fiti atenti cu cea ce va doriti, intr-o zi poate sa devina realitate shi o sa ajungeti sa va plangeti de mila.
Muma padurii, o fi ea mai urata dar daca te iubeste nu poti sa o duci rau mai ales cand te poate apara de toate pericolele paduri prin vrajile ei. So , Feti Frumosi din tei, luati aminte shi alegeti bine, o data ce v-ati ales calea , nu mai e drum de intoarcere, tufisurile shi balariile cresc inapoi. Sunteti pierduti pentru totdeauna shi IC nu va poate ajuta deoarece ea e o blonda!
P.S. fetele blonde de pe acest forum sunt excluse. Cele care se simt ofensate luati legatura cu moderatori itbox.  _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Ferdinand gold member


Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Posts: 453 Location: Montreal
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Tuffy draga, dupa descrierile voastre, nu ma mai simt atras nici de IC. Ella spune ca ar fi toata numai silicon. Tu spui ca IC ar putea fi blonda...e vopsita sau naturala ?
Daca e vopsita inseamna ca doar se preface ca e "blonda" ca sa ne suceasca mintzile si sa ne transforme in sclavii ei.
Cat despre Muma Padurii, daca ar fi cum zici tu si m-ar iubi... ... si ar avea cat de cat si un pic de sex-appeal... ... nu se stie...si cu ceva licoare la bord... ...s-ar putea sa ma dea de victima...
Only God knows !
Pina una alta, te pupicesc pe tine, draga Tuffy, fiindca-mi dai sfaturi intzelepte...  |
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Ella membru

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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:03 am Post subject: |
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Teleleu draga,
uite cum renunti tu le frumusete si-ti abandonesi idealul lasandu-te dus de nas de cateva barfe bine ticluite.
Rusinica! |
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tuffgirl can't touch this

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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:04 am Post subject: |
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.. e vopsita...
uite ce am invatat astazi:
Quote: | you can drink the ugly off of just about anything |  _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Ferdinand gold member


Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Posts: 453 Location: Montreal
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Deci sclavia ma paste... ...sau alcoolismul... ...  |
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tuffgirl can't touch this

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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:02 am Post subject: |
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o alta varianta:
blond .... sau
 _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Ferdinand gold member


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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:14 am Post subject: |
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tuffgirl can't touch this

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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:53 am Post subject: |
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advil, tylenol, algocalmin, motrin, aspirin, vicoden, aleve ...... sunt numai cateva pastilute available pentru durerea pe care o sa o ai dupa ce termini de dat cu capul de pereti  _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Ferdinand gold member


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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Imi recomanzi sa le iau pe toate odata ?  |
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tuffgirl can't touch this

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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:40 am Post subject: |
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oh no.... adica de ce nu.... o sa ajungi asha shi asha .....poate shi asha
Tu cam ce crezi ? Ramane la alegerea ta.
Acum ai mai multe choices: IC, MP sau cele mentionate la postul anterior.  _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Ferdinand gold member


Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Posts: 453 Location: Montreal
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:43 am Post subject: |
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...e mai sanatos asa...  |
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