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Airman04061969
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In fata unui bloc cu 10 etaje, un taran cosea linistit iarba: harssst, harsssst. La un moment dat, un tip cu un deltaplan, zburand prea jos, intra cu deltaplanul in balconul unui cetatean si se loveste de zid. La care taranul, filozof: "Deh, mey tata ! Tzara de cacat, teroristi de cacat !" LOL
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Un evreu pe patul de moarte si ii spune singurului sau fiu:
-Isaac, mai am putin si mor si vreau sa stii ca cele 7 vile, 3 blocuri, 30 taxiuri, fabrica de imbracaminte, cele 2 ferme, 8 magazine, bijuteriile, titlurile bancare, valorile, sculpturileā€¦.
-Da, tata, mi le lasi mieā€¦
-Nuuu, ti le vand ieftin, foarte ieftin !!!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

La intrebarea "Ai facut sex vreodata cu un coleg de servici?" exista
un raspuns sincer:
"Am intretinut relatii sexuale zilnice cu seful meu direct.
El ma f** la cap si pe mine ma durea in c*r!"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

De ce nu progreseaza Rusia ?
Pai cum naiba sa progreseze o tara in care poporul e "narod", stiinta "nauca" si munca, "truda" ? LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

De ce au blondele scris un A deasupra patului?
Raspuns: Sa nu uite textul in timpul orgasmului!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ECLIPSA

NOTA de la Directorul General catre Directorii Executivi :
"Astazi la ora 11 va fi o eclipsa totala de soare, care va fi
observabila timp de doua minute. Avand in vedere ca acesta
este un eveniment rar si cu totul deosebit, se permite
tuturor angajatilor observarea eclipsei din parcarea firmei
intre orele 10 :30 si 11:30, unde vom oferi si o scurta
explicatie despre dinamica eclipselor. Celor care doresc sa
observe eclipsa le vor fi distribuiti ochelari de protectie,
la un pret minim."

NOTA de la Directorii Executivi catre Sefii de Sectii :
"Astazi intre orele 10:30 si 11:30 toti salariatii se vor
intalni in parcare. Va urma o eclipsa totala de soare, care
va dispare timp de doua minute. In schimbul unei sume minime,
se poate proteja vederea cumparand o pereche de ochelari special

NOTA de la unul din Sefii de Sectie catre Seful de Sector :
"Azi Directorul General va tine o cuvantare despre eclipsa,
timp in care va face sa dispara soarele timp de doua minute.
Acesta este un lucru care nu se poate vedea in fiecare zi,
asa ca toata lumea sa mearga in parcare incepind de pe la 10,
pina pe la 11. In schimbul unei mici sume de bani, veti avea
ochelari de protectie."

NOTA de la Seful de Sector catre Seful de Echipa :
"Vreo 10 sau 11 persoane sa mearga in parcare, unde
Directorul General va tine o eclipsa de soare timp de doua
minute. Acest lucru n-o sa se intimple in fiecare zi si cei
care iesiti sa aveti niste bani pregatiti, pentru ca o sa va
coste. Si sa aveti ochelarii cu voi."

Seful de Echipa catre angajati :
"Cativa dintre cei care poarta ochelari, sa mearga in
parcare, ca sa vada cum dispare Directorul General timp de
doua minute. Daca vreti ca asta sa se intample zilnic,
trebuie sa strangem niste bani !"
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Valiss, de unde ai luat-o ? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dE PE MAIL.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Americanii au inventat un computer medical foarte performant. Doctorii o cam bagasera pe maneca: -Asta ne ia painea de la gura! Unul din doctori mai smecher de felul sau,le spune celorlalti: -Las ca-i vin eu de hac! Se duce la computer.Acesta intreaba: -Ce va doare? Doctorul spune: -Ma doare-n cot! Computerul raspunde: -Da-ti o proba de urina si reveniti dupa doua ore pentru rezultat. Doctorul se duce acasa si urineaza intr-o sticluta,apoi o pune sa faca acelasi lucru si pe nevasta-sa,pe fiica-sa,ba chiar si pe pisica lor.Apoi duce sticluta cu coktailul de urina la computer. Dupa doua ore primeste rezultatul: -Sotia dvs are sifilis,fiica dvs e insarcinata in luna a patra,pisica nu are nimic,iar dvs n-o mai frecati in baie,ca-i locul stramt SI VA LOVITI LA COT !
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:woot_jump: Am ramas interzisa la asta!!! Mooooaaaaama!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WoW Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lady?????????????????? :nustiu:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tuffgirl wrote:
lady?????????????????? :nustiu:



ati vrea voi....nu-i in fiecare zi sarbatoare... LOL LOL
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