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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anne wrote:

Ion se uita prin fereastra murdara de la etajul 24 al cladirii in care lucra.


fereastra e murdara... Rolling Eyes poate deschide geamul ca sa-l spele... Wink

si poate sare tot in interior.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dap ...
era de meserie spalator de geamuri .. LOL
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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daca le stiti nu le spuneti ca stricati farmecul celorlalti .. auzisi marius ?

Intel;egi ce nu inteleg eu anne?

Mai baga unul ca pe asta l-am scapat Wink

Si apropos, dupa 3 ghicite de mine, ca premiu, iesi cu mine la o cafea??? Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 ? crezi ca asa rpd se castiga onoarea asta ? Rolling Eyes

asa inca unu :

un barbat se uita la un portret si spune :"frati sau surori nu am, dar tatal barbatului este fiul tatalui meu."
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Se uita la portretul propriului fiu Wink

Imi mai lipseste 1 de ghicit Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crez io ca-i autoportret
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nu`i autoportret
e fiu`sau


Cristi, Rares si Andrei sunt suspectati de mama lor cum ca i-ar fi omorat porcul de guineea.
unul dintre ei intr-adevar l-a omorat pe bietul porcusor.
Dupa o interogare intensiva cei trei au afirmat urmatoarele:

Andrei: Sunt nevinovat.
Rares: Andrei e cel vinovat.
Cristi: sunt nevinovat.

Daca doar UNA dintre aceste afirmatii e adevarata... cine l-a omorat pe porcusor?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anne wrote:


Andrei: Sunt nevinovat.
Rares: Andrei e cel vinovat.
Cristi: sunt nevinovat.

Daca doar UNA dintre aceste afirmatii e adevarata... cine l-a omorat pe porcusor?


rares spune adevarul, andrei minte, deci afirmatia corecta o are cristi.

andrei a omorat bietul porcusor. LOL

ok..

P.S.dar pb fara crime si sinucideri? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nu el

pune u altfel eu nu stiu Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

m-am grabit...

doar una din afirmatii e corecta..


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Andrei: Sunt nevinovat.
Rares: Andrei e cel vinovat.
Cristi: sunt nevinovat.


doar andrei spune adevarul. rares si cristi mint.

deci cristi este cel vinovat.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dap Cool
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

un barbat vine cu camionul din cursa si , obosit, il loveste cu masina pe fiul sau. disperat, cheama salvarea si merge cu el la spital. asistenta de garda vede ca baiatul trebuie operat imediat si anunta prin statie:
"doctor ionescu in sala de operatii urgent"
dr ionescu apare in sala de operatii, vede pacientul , se ia cu mainile de cap si spune:
"nu pot sa-l operez pentru ca e fiul meu"
nimeni nu minte. cum e posibil?
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

E mama baiatului Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sau era un copil adoptat de-un cuplu de poponari.
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

era un colectionar de cuburi de gheata. maniac. avea o vitrina plina cu "cuburi" de diferite marimi, forme... in fiecare zi le slefuia , le stergea de praf, le-admira...
intr-o zi un cub dispare.
ce se intamplase?
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