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Catalin
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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2003 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cine a inventat casatoria ?
Evreii. Au gasit o modalitate de a face sex fara bani
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2003 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bula agata o blonda superba cum nici nu visase vreodata si pe langa asta,ea accepta sa mearga cu el acasa.Imediat cum intra in camera tipa incepe sa-si scoata un ochi de sticla(Bula ...sus pe sifonier), apoi peruca,un san artificial,proteza unei maini si,in final spune:
Bula hai, nu vii?
Bula: Eu zic.......aaaa, sa mi-o arunci aici sus.
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2003 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dau gaborii examen de grad. vine inspectoru, trage draperiile, inchide usile, si stinge becul. intrebarea e: unde a disparut lumina??
timp de gandire: o zi
a doua zi vin toti nerashi, cu cearcane la ochi, numai un gabor zambaret
-dom' inspector, am gasit solutia! m-am dus acasa, am tras draperiile si am stins ;lumina
-shi?
-shi am inceput sa caut: am intors paturile, am rascolit biblioteca, am desfacut parchetul, am golit sertarele
- shi ai gasit lumina?
- da, fir-ar a draq!! se ascunsese in frigider
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:39 pm    Post subject: :)))))))))) Reply with quote

cum impartzi un ceas la 2 femeii ... cine sthie are o bere de la mine Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: :)))))))))) Reply with quote

Catalin wrote:
cum impartzi un ceas la 2 femeii ... cine sthie are o bere de la mine Smile


Wink La una I dai limba si la cealalta i dai secundele sa iti dea limba ei Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:42 am    Post subject: ptr Catalin! Reply with quote

Ceasul are si cuc? E din ala cu ..... pendula?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nu vi s-a intamplat niciodata sa radetzi in timp ce va...pardon, facetzi dragoste (ca sa nu zicetzi ca-s fata rea si vorbesc porcos iarasi :p)?
mda..si pe mine m-a pufnit rasul odata..eram cm..bauta ... si fiind deasupra...am imitat un "cowboy" si am strigat :"ride me like a poney baby!!!" si am gesticulat ca si cuma s fi avut un lasou in mana
m-a pufnit rasul instantaneu...si pe el la fel LOL

Sau alte intamplari hazlii? Cred ca-s mai bune decat glumele Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pe bune ca esti funy LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doua tiganci la farmacie;
Intra piranda si intreaba:
- Mancatz-ash, alifie ptr. p**da , avetzi?
-Iesi afara nerusinoas-o! zice vanzatoarea.
Iese piranda si spune fiicei:
-Dute tu fa` ca mie n-o vrut sa-mi dea!
Intra fiica si intreaba:
- Buna ziua, alifie ptr .... jos aveti?
-Sigurrrr, iar data viitoare sa ceri unguent vaginal, si .. cat doriti?
- Paiiiii..... cam ptr 2 p**de! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey!Hai sa va spun si yo nijte bankuri mijto..cred yo.. LOL

1.Care sunt cele trei placeri ale unui barbat?Un whisky inainte si o tigara dupa.. Razz
2.Stiti care e diferenta dintre o pereche de chiloti de femeie si un copac?In copac incao mai multe pasarici!!
3.Care este cea mai buna vopsea de oua?Rujul de buze.. LOL LOL LOL
Gata,copii,va ajunge pentru azi..mai vedem maine..hihihi!!

Kiss ya,guys! Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BRAVO,sailamedi...e beton bankul asta cu tigankile..cat am putut sa rad...!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy \

Stati k mai stu unul:CE AU BABELE INTRE TITE??IA ZII,TU SALAMEDI,STII???
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nu stiu, serios!
Poate portofelul sau batista! LOL
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL poai hai sa iti spun tot yo:TaTeLe!!!!

mai stiu unul,da ma rog,e pe gustul meu:dupa ce recunosti ca o blonda ti-a umblat in computer? joystickul e pe scaun LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL poai hai sa iti spun tot yo:TaTeLe!!!!

mai stiu unul,da ma rog,e pe gustul meu:dupa ce recunosti ca o blonda ti-a umblat in computer? joystickul e pe scaun LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anunt in ziar
Citez :
"Doamelor si domnilor ... nu mai cumparatzi in catitatzi industriale produsul Sculamin .... nu este ceea ce credetzi"
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