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		Taxxistre Primul post
 
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				 Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:10 am    Post subject: Taking a Woman to Bed.. | 
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				What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, 
 
and 78 ? 
 
 
 
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. 
 
 
 
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. 
 
 
 
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. 
 
 
 
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 
 
 
 
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. 
 
 
 
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. 
 
 
 
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! 
 
 
 
 
 
At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you?? 
 
 
 
 
 
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				 Posted:     Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie | 
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		tuffgirl can't touch this
  
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				 Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam   _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
 
 
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		Airman04061969 Big Diamond
  
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				 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:42 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				 	  | tuffgirl wrote: | 	 		  Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam   | 	  
 
 
Oops, I did it again !    Poor me, I thought Romanian was not allowed on this topic !    _________________ Bogdan Voicu
 
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		tuffgirl can't touch this
  
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				 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				Not intentional... this subject was moved from a different area on the forum.   _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
 
 
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