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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:10 am    Post subject: Taking a Woman to Bed.. Reply with quote

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!


At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tuffgirl wrote:
Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam Evil or Very Mad


Oops, I did it again ! LOL Poor me, I thought Romanian was not allowed on this topic ! LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not intentional... this subject was moved from a different area on the forum. Razz
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