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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dupa care incepe sa danseze pe sarma, intrebandu-se in plasa cui va cadea...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....Dezamagit eroul nostru pleca nereusind sa afle daca e blond natural sau doar vopsit, il lasa pe doctor sa-si faca numarul si se indrepta spre "atelierul"unei ghicitoare gandindu-se ca poate asa va afla raspunsul.

Ghicitoarea privi in globul ei de cristal si apoi spuse :

-E foarte dificil si globul meu e defect dar stai linistit ca aflam imediat.

Se duse la baie si umplu cada cu apa dupa care aseza pe margine o lingura si o cana.

-Cum faci sa golesti cada, intrevba ea?

Marele blond zambi si raspunse :

- Iau cana , normal! Doar un blond s-ar putea gandi sa faca treaba asta cu lingura!


Batrana vrajitoare spuse:

-Wrong answer baiete! Un om normal ar scoate dopul la cada! Esti blond fara urma de indoiala!

Indurerat de crudul adevar Marele Blond facu un atac de panica si.....
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

si se trezi pe patul de reanimare
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... de parca acolo ar fi stat mereu ca un nebun sofer ce era care facuse un accident inainte de stiu eu ce chestie pe care PAULINA...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paulina ... o fata care o cunoscuse in spital si care era...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bruna , mustacioasa si cu vre-o 200 de kile .
Si aceasta isi scoase stetoscopul si...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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cu o voce ragusita a inceput sa cante in timp ce incerca sa vada cum stau cu sanatatea.........,dar...........
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... a intrat in camera doctorul Niuvarga care ...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...fierbea un ceai de patrunjel a carui aroma amintea de o ciorba de post. intre timp pe 3G-ul panoramic figura supta a doctorului ciomu se schimonosea incercand zadarnic sa-i explice de ce si in ce fel...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... gresise operatia si incerca sa se disculpe, dar deodata a aparut Letitia cu stirile-"{editie speciala}" despre porcul disparut in cartierul Drumul Taberei, care se parea ca a fost rapit de extraterestri de pe ...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ungiarda unde toti ungiardezii sufereau de rujeola si venisera aici ca sa ....
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

recolteze mostre de pesta, aviara si SARS cu tot cu purtatori
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

de cuvant de prin diverse ministere care se pronuntau in legatura cu salariul Andreei Esca, desi...
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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... toti erau interesati de mielul de Pasti si de Deniswella....
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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... inca nu au realizat ca epidemia s-a intins pana la mlastina....
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