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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...dest rambo
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SW_JO take care. nu poti interveni daca n-au postat cel putin 2 de la ultimul tau post.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....si totusi am atins LOL
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

..biciul de piele, am dezlegato pe fata shi am pornit spre turnul de control.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dar oare unde era turnul ?? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

acolo unde numai puterea mintzii poate-ajunge, daca....
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...daca ai mai mult de un neuron si jumatate care printr-o minune nu se afla in stare de hibernare dupa o zi lunga de munca din care cea mai dificila sarcina a fost scarpinatul in nas...




P.S. M-am prapadit de ras cand am citit ce-ati mai scris LOL LOL LOL , Dabri si Ned suntetzi criminali!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....in nas si nu numai, sfarsind prin a pune intrebarea fundamental-existeniala: unde se duce mancarimea cand te scarpini? Rolling Eyes ca doar...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

esti blod (a)
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*blond* voiam sa zik Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oare cu adevarat blond ? sau doar vopsit ?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...ca nici el nu mai stia fiindca suferea de amnezie de cand a calcat pe coada greblei si s-a lovit la cap, apoi a umblat prin spitale unde s-a combinat cu o asistenta bengoasa cu balcoane siliconate si n-a mai vrut sa se vindece de amnezie ca ii era frica sa nu afle cumva ca era insurat.

Din pacate asistenta s-a dovedit a fi un transexual si....
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

partea lui dorsala a avut mult de suferit si .... a fost nevoit sa isi faca o operatie care ......
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...l-a transformat din asistent in asistenta (si inca una buna).

Prin urmare eroul nostru dadu buzna intr-un institut de cercetari genetice si ajuns in fatza marelui profesor Dr Prostescu isi smulse trei fire de par din cap si spuse:

- Doctore, dau cat o fi numai spune-mi daca parul meu blond e natural sau vopsit. E o chestiune de viatza si de moarte, curiozitatea ma omoara!

Profesorul lua cele trei fire de par , le aseza pe o lamela si dupa ce le studie indelung la microscop spuse :

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- Ce, crezi ca ma sperie pe mine niste pete? E doar Loreal. Pentru ca meriti!
Si se apuca sa bea o bere germana facuta pe vapor in Puerto Rico, apoi...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mai bea ink o kila de palinca Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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