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nedgg membru
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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...dest rambo
nu atingeti DANGER
SW_JO take care. nu poti interveni daca n-au postat cel putin 2 de la ultimul tau post. |
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Posted: Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie |
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prichindela bebe sexy
Joined: 19 Aug 2005 Posts: 602 Location: In You're Soul !!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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....si totusi am atins _________________ Shewanna, Te Vom pastra Mereu in Suflet !!! |
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tuffgirl can't touch this
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4571 Location: ;)
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:15 am Post subject: |
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..biciul de piele, am dezlegato pe fata shi am pornit spre turnul de control. _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria |
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prichindela bebe sexy
Joined: 19 Aug 2005 Posts: 602 Location: In You're Soul !!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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dar oare unde era turnul ?? _________________ Shewanna, Te Vom pastra Mereu in Suflet !!! |
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maybe may be
Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Posts: 4833
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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acolo unde numai puterea mintzii poate-ajunge, daca.... |
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Aneisse 100% unknown species
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 3093 Location: Somewhere close
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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...daca ai mai mult de un neuron si jumatate care printr-o minune nu se afla in stare de hibernare dupa o zi lunga de munca din care cea mai dificila sarcina a fost scarpinatul in nas...
P.S. M-am prapadit de ras cand am citit ce-ati mai scris , Dabri si Ned suntetzi criminali! _________________ Daca dragoste nu e, atunci...sa facem !!! ))
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dabriseis membru
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 98
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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....in nas si nu numai, sfarsind prin a pune intrebarea fundamental-existeniala: unde se duce mancarimea cand te scarpini? ca doar... _________________ "Iubeste si fa ce vrei!" Sf. Augustin |
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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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esti blod (a) _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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Sweety Big Diamond
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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*blond* voiam sa zik _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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prichindela bebe sexy
Joined: 19 Aug 2005 Posts: 602 Location: In You're Soul !!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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oare cu adevarat blond ? sau doar vopsit ? _________________ Shewanna, Te Vom pastra Mereu in Suflet !!! |
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Aneisse 100% unknown species
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 3093 Location: Somewhere close
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:49 am Post subject: |
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...ca nici el nu mai stia fiindca suferea de amnezie de cand a calcat pe coada greblei si s-a lovit la cap, apoi a umblat prin spitale unde s-a combinat cu o asistenta bengoasa cu balcoane siliconate si n-a mai vrut sa se vindece de amnezie ca ii era frica sa nu afle cumva ca era insurat.
Din pacate asistenta s-a dovedit a fi un transexual si.... _________________ Daca dragoste nu e, atunci...sa facem !!! ))
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prichindela bebe sexy
Joined: 19 Aug 2005 Posts: 602 Location: In You're Soul !!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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partea lui dorsala a avut mult de suferit si .... a fost nevoit sa isi faca o operatie care ...... _________________ Shewanna, Te Vom pastra Mereu in Suflet !!! |
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Aneisse 100% unknown species
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 3093 Location: Somewhere close
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:51 am Post subject: |
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...l-a transformat din asistent in asistenta (si inca una buna).
Prin urmare eroul nostru dadu buzna intr-un institut de cercetari genetice si ajuns in fatza marelui profesor Dr Prostescu isi smulse trei fire de par din cap si spuse:
- Doctore, dau cat o fi numai spune-mi daca parul meu blond e natural sau vopsit. E o chestiune de viatza si de moarte, curiozitatea ma omoara!
Profesorul lua cele trei fire de par , le aseza pe o lamela si dupa ce le studie indelung la microscop spuse :
....................... _________________ Daca dragoste nu e, atunci...sa facem !!! ))
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dabriseis membru
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 98
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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- Ce, crezi ca ma sperie pe mine niste pete? E doar Loreal. Pentru ca meriti!
Si se apuca sa bea o bere germana facuta pe vapor in Puerto Rico, apoi... _________________ "Iubeste si fa ce vrei!" Sf. Augustin |
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Sweety Big Diamond
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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mai bea ink o kila de palinca _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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