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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

isi inece amarul alturi de cea mai frumoasa femeie a Romaniei, :jeez: Marinela Nitu, aplicandu-i pumni si picioare in silicoane :boxing:
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...dar numai in imaginatia lui, fiindca realitatea era mult mai cutremuratoare...se trezi alaturi de Robocop, Terminator, Alien, Superman. Omul-Paianjen si Adi de Vito...toti privindu-l cu rautate. Trebuia sa gaseasca rapid o solutie... la iesirea din criza..
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

si dupa multa chibzuiala decise sa le ceara sfatul monstrilor sacri ai reformelor. Se duse, asadar, peste 9 mari si 9 tari si ,intreband din casa in casa, ajunse la un om asa de incarcat de ganduri incat capul ii apasa direct pe umeri caci gatul nu-i mai rezistase la asemenea presiune.
-Ce vant te-aduce pe la casa lui mos Roman, voinice? intreba acesta din interiorul ploverului (si asta fara gat) pe care-l purta...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

- Caut luminita de la capatul tunelului! Unde dracu-i Luminita?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in castel fu raspunsul

si deodata personajul nostru se trezeste inapoi in castelul lui intunecos.....iar acolo era
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

o luminita slaba si foarte, da foarte blonda legata in lanturi de un stalp straveziu. era imbracata intr-un costum de piele asa de gaurit ca i se vedeau toate cele. alaturi era un bici de piele spre care luminita privea cu dorinta in ochi. lui ii fu mila de ea gandind ca fusese batuta si chinuita dar fata numai ce-i zise:...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sunt aici sa iti ideplinesc cele mai ascunse fantezii...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...cele mai ascunse fantezii referitoare la alegeri anticipate, remanierea guvernului si reforma in justitie...ma va ajuta si Marinarul dela Carma...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

si fata raspunse : nu fanteziile tale cele mai profunde ... Deschide ochii si uitatea in jurul tau... simtzi fantezia castelului? auzi ce zice el de sute de ani?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...vino, vino in turnul dinspre rasarit ca dupa ora 21.30 e netul pe gratis si vei vedea ce neam de neamul tau n-a vazut vreodata. intra pe rottendotcom sa vezi ce nici macar jack spintecatorul sau terente n-au visat. dar sa nu cumva sa....
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...dar sa nu dai download la ceva..ca iar ne pica retzeaua.dar nu vru sa asculte povazta marelui admin si ...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

si s-a trezit singur saracul langa turn fara internet, fara downloaduri ... dar aude nu in departare un strigat ragusit de fata : ce sa fie oare ?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

era Mihaela Radulescu dupa ce tocmai aflase ca iar s-a ingrasat, si in disperare de cauza se grabi sa...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sa faca sporturi si sa caute diete pe net pe itbox.ro LOL LOL dar in loc de diete gasi..
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...2 pachetele.pe unu scria colesterol 100% si pe cealalt pachetel scria ...
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