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FireEyes
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:31 pm    Post subject: Bancurile Zilei Reply with quote

1) http://fun.itbox.ro/bancuri/soldati/un-arab-cu-o-mitraliera.html
2) http://fun.itbox.ro/bancuri/politice/2-bombe-se-intalnesc-deasupra-oceanului-pacific.html

dar mai ales, piesa de rezistenta si astept pupici de la fete! Smile (lol!)

3) http://fun.itbox.ro/bancuri/seci/de-ce-nu-se-casatoresc-femeile.html
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

milogule :roll2:
(lol) (glumesc ) (lol)


Pt asta De ce nu se casatoresc femeile?
- ?!?
- Deoarece tin mai bine o slanina in frigider,decit un porc in sufragerie


PS: :kiss: :crazy: LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shi nu e asha JJ? Au ei dreptate LOL LOL LOL

Asta e pentru Mitza :kisskiss:
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okkkkk...din seria....BARBATI (fetelor pupati-ma va rog, caci daca nu ma mai vedeti pe forum fro' sapt doo asa ma gasiti la Urgente in ghips LOL )

1)Ce reprezinta burta la barbati?
- Un monument ridicat in cinstea "eroului cazut".

2)De ce sunt barbatii imuni la boala vacilor nebune?
Pentru ca sunt porci...

3)Barbatul isi prinde sotia cu amantul:
- Ce face el in patul nostru?
- Minuni...

4)Barbatii si calculatoarele sint la fel: sint greu de inteles, intotdeauna au memorie insuficienta si mereu apare ceva mai bun.

5) - Cand se simte barbatul frustrat?
- Cand descopera prima oara ca nu o mai poate face a doua oara.

6)- De ce barbatii sunt ca si betele de chibrit?
- Daca ii aprinzi isi pierd capul...

Am fost rea??
Zambilicul asta -><- este mai rau decat bancurile de mai sus LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:kisskiss: pentru Jojo. stiam eu ca ma pot baza pe tine LOL





Moama de cand asteptam eu sa folosesc pe smilie asta LOL LOL LOL LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cred ca sunt un pic frustrata Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:44 pm    Post subject: Bancuri cu politisti si calculatoare!! Reply with quote

Mie imi plac astea cu calculatoarele si cu politisti Iote cateva:

2 obsedati de net: Primul: - Bah, ai vazut ce ninge afara? Al 2-lea: - Nu, da-mi si mie linku'

Culmea calculatoarelor? Sa gonesti musca de pe ecran cu cursoru de la mouse.

Doi programatori isi cumparau tigari.
- Ba, ia uite ce zice aici, pe pachet, cica "Avertisment: Fumatul poate cauza cancer p**a!"
- Lasa, ba, warningurile, zi numai erorile.


Cum stie militianul ca si-a pus chilotii corect si nu invers? Simplu, cu galbenul înainte si cu maro-ul înapoi.


Un politai merge pe strada si cade intr-un canal fara capac. Iese incercand sa-si stearga uniforma si cand ajunge afara isi zice : "Ce noroc am avut ! Pai cum iesam eu afara daca era capacul pus?"
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL
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