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FireEyes Gazda voastra
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Reclama
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Posted: Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie |
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jolie_jojo irecuperabila
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Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 5725 Location: La Cuca Macaii :D
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:59 am Post subject: |
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milogule
(lol) (glumesc ) (lol)
Pt asta De ce nu se casatoresc femeile?
- ?!?
- Deoarece tin mai bine o slanina in frigider,decit un porc in sufragerie
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tuffgirl can't touch this
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:53 am Post subject: |
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Shi nu e asha JJ? Au ei dreptate
Asta e pentru Mitza ![:kisskiss:](images/smiles/kisstogether.gif) _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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jolie_jojo irecuperabila
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:45 am Post subject: |
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Okkkkk...din seria....BARBATI (fetelor pupati-ma va rog, caci daca nu ma mai vedeti pe forum fro' sapt doo asa ma gasiti la Urgente in ghips )
1)Ce reprezinta burta la barbati?
- Un monument ridicat in cinstea "eroului cazut".
2)De ce sunt barbatii imuni la boala vacilor nebune?
Pentru ca sunt porci...
3)Barbatul isi prinde sotia cu amantul:
- Ce face el in patul nostru?
- Minuni...
4)Barbatii si calculatoarele sint la fel: sint greu de inteles, intotdeauna au memorie insuficienta si mereu apare ceva mai bun.
5) - Cand se simte barbatul frustrat?
- Cand descopera prima oara ca nu o mai poate face a doua oara.
6)- De ce barbatii sunt ca si betele de chibrit?
- Daca ii aprinzi isi pierd capul...
Am fost rea??
Zambilicul asta -> <- este mai rau decat bancurile de mai sus ![LOL](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Hai si tu la discutii in cafenea ! intra pe http://cafenea.itbox.ro |
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tuffgirl can't touch this
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:05 am Post subject: |
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pentru Jojo. stiam eu ca ma pot baza pe tine
Moama de cand asteptam eu sa folosesc pe smilie asta ![LOL](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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maybe may be
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:12 am Post subject: |
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cred ca sunt un pic frustrata ![Wink](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) |
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k4gula membru
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:44 pm Post subject: Bancuri cu politisti si calculatoare!! |
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Mie imi plac astea cu calculatoarele si cu politisti Iote cateva:
2 obsedati de net: Primul: - Bah, ai vazut ce ninge afara? Al 2-lea: - Nu, da-mi si mie linku'
Culmea calculatoarelor? Sa gonesti musca de pe ecran cu cursoru de la mouse.
Doi programatori isi cumparau tigari.
- Ba, ia uite ce zice aici, pe pachet, cica "Avertisment: Fumatul poate cauza cancer p**a!"
- Lasa, ba, warningurile, zi numai erorile.
Cum stie militianul ca si-a pus chilotii corect si nu invers? Simplu, cu galbenul înainte si cu maro-ul înapoi.
Un politai merge pe strada si cade intr-un canal fara capac. Iese incercand sa-si stearga uniforma si cand ajunge afara isi zice : "Ce noroc am avut ! Pai cum iesam eu afara daca era capacul pus?" _________________ A ajuns oul mai cuminte decat gaina! |
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