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Airman04061969
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Nici pe tine nu te-am mai vazut de mult cu postari (daca omit cea de pe "vine anul nou". Nu vrei sa revii ?
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anca
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| Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:15 pm Post subject: Re: ank |
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sunt aici bogdan.
doar ca am o zi plina si o durere de masea cumplita.trebuie sa ajung la dentist.
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Airman04061969
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| Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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Imi pare rau. Sper sa-ti treaca durerea ! 
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| mihai wrote: | O durere pe care o doresc sa o aveti cat mai putin sau deloc.
Este vorba de sinuzita ! |
o durere pe care va doresc sa o aveti de cel putin 2 ori : durerile nasterii 
imi plesneste capul si am chef de glume 
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Airman04061969
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| Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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Stii bancul acela cu cel care vroia sa simta durerile nasterii ? Ghici ce i-a facut doctorul: i-a dat un purgativ si i-a cusut anusul !
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| Airman04061969 wrote: | | Stii bancul acela cu cel care vroia sa simta durerile nasterii ? Ghici ce i-a facut doctorul: i-a dat un purgativ si i-a cusut anusul ! |
am mai auzit intr-o comedie cum ca ar fi la fel cum ai incerca sa scoti un dovleac printr-o nara.
oricum, din cate stiu eu, e o mare recompensa pusa in joc pentru primul barbat care le va simti.
so........vreun amator??? 
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Airman04061969
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Mai am unul:
Concurs de mecanici auto. Note de la 1 la 10.
Castigator: un medic ginecolog. Nota 15 ! Explicatia: a demontat si montat tot motorul si, dupa montare, motorul functiona perfect ! Bonusul l-a luat pentru ca a facut toata operatzia prin teava de esapament !
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| Airman04061969 wrote: | Mai am unul:
Concurs de mecanici auto. Note de la 1 la 10.
Castigator: un medic ginecolog. Nota 15 ! Explicatia: a demontat si montat tot motorul si, dupa montare, motorul functiona perfect ! Bonusul l-a luat pentru ca a facut toata operatzia prin teava de esapament ! |
il stiam. de fapt le stiam pe amandoua.
hai sa-ti spun eu unul bun.(desi nu are legatura cu discutia de mai sus)
un pirat se duce la directia muncii sa se pensioneze anticipat.
il intreaba comisia ce si cum si le spune cum ca si-a pierdut la locul de munca o mana, un picior si un ochi .
-cum asa ?-intreaba comisia
-pai , in timpul unei furtuni, raspunde piratul, unul din colegii mei a cazut peste bord, eu am sarit sa-l salvez, marea era plina de rechini, intorcandu-ma spre nava, unul mi-a mancat un picior.
-corect, spune comisia.accident la locul de munca. si mana?
-ne-am intalnit cu o corabie rivala, un obuz a cazut pe nava si mi-a sfartecat mana
-da, accident la locul de munca.si ochiul?
-stateam intr-o zi culcat pe punte, la soare, linistit si a trecut un porumbel in zbor care a scapat "ceva" in ochiul meu
-ei, sa nu ne spui ca din atat ai ramas chior...
-nu, dar era prima zi cu carlig la mana
a propos, am luat ceva "tare " si nu ma mai doare maseaua. cred ca se vede.
nu va ganditi la prostii, de 2 zile iau oxacilina
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Am crezut ca te-ai "magnetizat cu jamaica" vorba "catindatului" lui Caragiale !
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| Airman04061969 wrote: | | Am crezut ca te-ai "magnetizat cu jamaica" vorba "catindatului" lui Caragiale ! |
jamaica?cu oxacilina???? 
no way jose !
desi recunosc ca aseara am fost la o mihaela si m-a tentat putintel o gura de visinata.(pe vremea aia rece,urata si sumbra).
dar constiinta nu si nu.
cica trebuia sa ma gandesc si la masina si la oxacilina...........
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esti o scumpa 
Ai reusit si mi-ai "smuls" un suras primavaratec |
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any time at your service ...
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Tipa asta fum s-a facut si ea.
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