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Airman04061969
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

N-a mai postat nimeni nici un banc, ca de multisor ? Au inceput sa dispara animalele din Romania, vad. Mai intai leul, pe urma elanul, acum si rasul ?
Doi tipi: un american si un roman discuta:
Americanul: We have George W. Bush, we have Bob Hope. we have Steve Wonder, we have (actually had) Johnny Cash, who do you have ?
Romanul: We have Ion Iliescu. It's no Wonder we have no Hope and no Cash.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is one for the girls:
"It's good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave no one has o know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway."

Hope you like it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ei lasa, toughgirl ca ti-o coc eu ! Enjoy :
Lectia de Geografie

Geografia Femeii

Intre 18 si 21 de ani o femeie este ca Africa sau Australia. Este jumatate
descoperita, jumatate salbatica si natural de frumoasa, cu tufisiuri
ce imprejmuiesc deltele fertile.

Intre 21 si 30 de ani o femeie este ca Statele Unite sau Japonia. Complet
descoperita, foarte bine dezvoltata si deschisa comertului in
special cu tari cu bani sau cu masini.

Intre 30 si 35 de ani, ea este ca India sau Spania. Foarte
fierbinte,relaxata si convinsa de frumusetea sa.

Intre 35 si 40 de ani o femeie este ca Franta sau Argentina. Ea
poate ca este pe jumatate distrusa din cauza razboiului dar inca poate fi un
loc de vizitat caldut si placut.

Intre 40 si 50 de ani, ea este ca Iugoslavia sau Iraq. A pierdut
razboiul si este vanata de greselile trecutului. Reconstructia masiva este necesara.

Intre anii 50 - 60 o femeie este ca Rusia sau Canada. Foarte
intinsa,linistita, cu granitele nepatrulate si climatul neprimitor si rece.

Intre 60 si 70 de ani o femeie este ca Marea Britanie sau Mongolia. Cu un
glorios si atotcuceritor trecut dar fara nici un viitor.

Dupa 70, ea devine Albania sau Afghanistan. Toata lumea stie unde
este dar nimeni nu vrea sa se duca la ea.

Ei, acum ce mai zici ?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pfiuuuuuu da bine zici mey LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Intra un pic pe Yahoo! Messenger sa vezi si geografia barbatului ! LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poi eu sunt pe yahoo 24 din 24 mey....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geografia barbatului cum suna?!? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

De la 18 la 70 ani e cam Zimbabwe: e condus de o p.... (cenzurat ! Strike three ! you're out !) LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

este vreun simbol cu ras cu lacrimi? LOL LOL LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i:care sunt ultimii dinti care ne dau ?
r: proteza
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>> > > Intr-o celula de inchisoare erau un zoofil, un necrofil, un
>> > > sadic si un masochist. Plictisindu-se ei la un moment dat incepe
>> > > zoofilu':
>> > > - Mama, de-as avea acuma o pisica! mama ce i-as face, pe toate
>> > > partile si in toate pozitiile, pana ar muri, dupa care as arunca-o.
>> > > Necrofilu' : - Cum s-o arunci, esti nebun? as lua-o si as f..,
>> > > s-o simt asa rece, pana as desfigura-o, dupa care as arunca-o si eu.
>> > > Sadicu : - Cum s-o arunci, ma? c-as da cu ea de toti peretii,
>> > > pana i-ar zbura toate matele, etc, dupa care, da, poti s-o tot
>> arunci. -
>> > > Masochistu: ... nimic ... Cei trei stau mirati si asteapta si
>> > > varianta lui...
>> > > Masochistu : miau !
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy miau Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aha Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sunteti toti ? LOL Miau, ai ?
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