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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"nu poate fi acuzat desi toti l-au vazut" Rolling Eyes

Daca era clar ca e o crima, nu inteleg de ce nu ar putea fi acuzat.

Era fiu de parlamentar?!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

da
e chiar moarta , fara suflare , fara viata , a dat ortu popii ,a dat coltzu si ce mai vrei LOL

cred ca e prea grea pentru inceput .. trebuia una mai usoara ..

mai pun una si intrebati la care vreti , puneti si voi daca stiti ca mie imi plac la nebunie Cool

asta e chiar usoara :

un mare om de afaceri arab e gasit mort duminca dimineata de catre sotia lui. aceasta anunta imediat politia.
dupa ce asculta alibiul fiecaruia aflat in casa politia aresteaza criminalul:
sotia dormea
bucatarul pregatea masa de dimineata
gradinarul se ocupa de trandafirii din fatza casei
menajera lua posta
lacheul facea curatentie in dulap

cum si`au dat seama?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CRUX wrote:
"nu poate fi acuzat desi toti l-au vazut" Rolling Eyes

Daca era clar ca e o crima, nu inteleg de ce nu ar putea fi acuzat.

Era fiu de parlamentar?!


nu
incearca sa intelegi .. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hai mey anne, vi cu lectia invatata si te dai mare Razz

so, ramanem la prima: era deja moarta de cateva ceasuri? (au descoperit asta la autopsie Razz )
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mi le`a facut si mie cineva vreau si eu sa ghicesc daca pui Cool

nu ; a fost omorata in tren , atunci de catre barbat.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

la prima poveste:

e persoana de la institutii care nici nu "exista" ?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sau sa sinucis dupa ce o omorato pe aia, ca zici ca nu poate fi judecat
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nu am inteles ce ma intrebi pupu , spui ca barbatul nu exista ?
nu stiu la ce te referi cu persoana de la insitutii ?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pupu wrote:
sau sa sinucis dupa ce o omorato pe aia, ca zici ca nu poate fi judecat


nu , nu s`a sinucis si nici nu a fost omorat de catre nimeni.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pai nu, i-o omorat el pe toti? Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i-a omorat pe toti si s-a plimbat in continuare cu trenul?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe wrote:
pai nu, i-o omorat el pe toti? Shocked Shocked


nu , nu i`a omorat pe toti
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hai anne, ca te-asteptam ca pe popa cu botezu' Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, aparusi

ultima:a visat? LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe, esti mortala cu repricile astea LOL

Deci, aia au vazut ca el a omorat-o dar totusi nimeni nu i-a facut nimic. Rolling Eyes

Era marinar?! Ca astia daca impusca lumea nu patesc nimic... LOL
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