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zozolina · Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:49 pm Post subject:

vechi.
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Deathrazor · junior Joined: 26 Dec 2004 Posts: 13 Location: Next to u

Nu am apucat sa ma uit pe toate post-urile dar am citit cateva si ca de obicei am facut pe mine de ras. Cand iti place intr-adevar de o fata si vrei sa ii zici ceva frumos/romantic/sa ii faci un compliment o faci intr-un mod cat se poate de serios si exista 2 variante de final..unul bun si unul rau. Ii spui respectivei "shtii ce ti-ar sta bine pe tine ..eu?" sau alte "bullshit" si incepe sa rada de cat de penibil poti fi sau pur si simplu pleaca iritatata. Daca in schimb iti incadrez vorbele in aceeasi seriozitate pe care o afisheaza fata ta si zici ceva simplu banal dar spus din suflet o sa zica un multumesc si o sa rosheasca putin....(ceea ce baieti..ce poate fi mai frumos Very Happy

).Cu asta cred ca am acoperit putin si "tema zilei" .iti place de o fata nu o cunoshti si ai vrea sa faci cunoshtinta? nimik mai simplu te duci la ea zambeshti pui intrebari decente te comporti decent si totul va fi ok atat timp cat shtii sa fi cat de cat haios fara a o jigni.
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zozolina · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:54 pm Post subject:

deathrazor am impresia c-o sa devina membrul meu preferat Smile

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Caesar · membru Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 66 Location: Heaven...

hmmm... parerea mea... e ca... nu conteaza ce zici... ( cu mici exceptii Razz

) conteaza cum o zici...
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Akasha · Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject:

una penibila!!! CE FACI FETELE TE PLIMBI? Mad

tuffgirl · Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject:

Here is one: "Would you like to come to a

party...
I'l bring the "

" you bring the "tail" "
depinzand de cine intreaba LOL

I know sa-mi fie rushine Embarassed

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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

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FireEyes · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:54 am Post subject:

Luiza · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:24 am Post subject:

-Eu: Arati exact ca a doua sotie a mea.
- Ea: De cate ori ai fost casatorit?
- Eu: O data.

- Eu: Ce iti place sa mananci dimnineata?
- Ea: De ce?
- Eu: Ca sa stiu ce iti gatesc maine dimineata.

Ai o harta? Ca m-am ratacit in ochii tai.
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tuffgirl · Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:15 am Post subject:

"Pot sa fiu o musca pe peretele tau sa te pot vedea cand dormi"

Una din folclorul South American(Latin America):
"If you cook the way you walk , i will eat all the leftovers"
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

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Airman04061969 · Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:05 am Post subject:

tuffgirl · Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

So care vrea sa mearga afara cu mine?
Wink

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Anne · Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject:

replici de agatzat ... n-au nici un efect daca nu-ti place persoana respectiva .. daca iti place atunci cu singuranta vei ceda mai usor si cu un zambet , daca nu ... next !
nush care zicea , mi se pare Catalin "nu conteaza ce spui si cum o spui! " Wink

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Gutzu · Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:12 am Post subject:

Bleah...replici de agatat...sunt pentru retards...daca te duce mintea...agatzi numai prin figura pe care o afisezi...daca nu...foloseste nene porcarii de genu : "o sa ma saruti sau trebuie sa mint in jurnal"
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Originalul · Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:11 am Post subject:

ma...replicile astea de kkt no sa mearga niciodata...ca "crezi in dragoste la prima vedere sau tre sa mai trec odata prin fatza ta?"..nu faci decat sa te faci de ras...vrei so agatzi da faci exact invers...rade de tine si te faci de ras...daca vrei sa agatzi o fata dute frate cu tupeu la ea...ii zici ca vrei so cunosti mai bine si nush ce...daca zice da te`ai scos ...daca zice nu ...NEXT! Wink

... Parerea mea Smile

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`n3cRoX` · BANAT Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 95 Location: banat

->Are super mare dreptate "originalul" nici o fata nu se mai lasa cu texte dastea..doar dak vine din munti ceva si nu prea stie sa vb...cel mai bine dak iti place de o fata te duci la ea si ii spui k ai remarkt-o sau ceva gen k e dragutza vrajeala dasta ieftina da merge...maxim zi k nu ai putut trece pe langa frumusetea emancipata de chipul ei..si sigur te alegi cu un suc LOL

sau un

off tot aia:)<-
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