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Taxxistre Primul post
Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 1 Location: Malta
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:10 am Post subject: Taking a Woman to Bed.. |
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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??
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Posted: Post subject: Acorda-ne putina atentie |
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tuffgirl can't touch this
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4571 Location: ;)
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:34 am Post subject: |
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Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria |
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Airman04061969 Big Diamond
Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 2396 Location: Addison (Texas)
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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tuffgirl wrote: | Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam |
Oops, I did it again ! Poor me, I thought Romanian was not allowed on this topic ! _________________ Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements"). |
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tuffgirl can't touch this
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4571 Location: ;)
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Not intentional... this subject was moved from a different area on the forum. _________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria |
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