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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: Some new roulles |
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Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
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She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
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And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
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No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
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You've got to be sh__ing me! _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:33 am Post subject: |
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6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my f______ problem.
TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
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What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
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This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
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Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
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He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
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Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
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F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
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Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
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This job .
17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
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Who the h___ died and made you boss?
18 ) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
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He's a pr_ck.
Thank You,
Human Resources _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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nicky diamond member
Joined: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 1188 Location: Bucuresti
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Hihihi .This i should give it to my hubby for his working place .Could be fun ! _________________ Me,myself and I
La extrema oricarui gand este un suspin. (Paul Valery) |
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Airman04061969 Big Diamond
Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 2396 Location: Addison (Texas)
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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I did better than that. I hacked into our GM's e-mail account and had the new rules sent to all employees as an official memo. "You know, I'm bad, I'm bad !" _________________ Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements"). |
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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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i dont think somebody can do 100% thouse rules :lol _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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Sweety Big Diamond
Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 3200
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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well looks like nobody likes the new rules _________________ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
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Synapse membru
Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 85 Location: Pitesti
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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lol
_________________
by Synapse? |
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tuffgirl can't touch this
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4571 Location: ;)
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:21 am Post subject: |
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they are soooo funny
_________________ Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria |
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mary_just_me gold member
Joined: 25 Jan 2006 Posts: 507 Location: Bucuresti
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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nice roules sweet
very funny _________________ I love life! |
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pisoaia silver member
Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 379 Location: Bucuresti
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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I love this rulles I wish i can find such a working environment too |
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